BLUJEANS'

THOUGHTS du TOILETTE

Yes, this is a bathroom wall ......where else would you write the thoughts you are pondering????? These are original thoughts by original people (non-famous..lowly) for your pondering pleasure (sounds kinky!!). Please email any original thoughts you have or comments about a thought you have pondered <G> to blujeans@netzero.com 

 

You should never judge a person on another's words, only on their own actions, and only after giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Does true love ever die? If it does, does that mean it was false?

In a true relationship, neither party should need convincing that they are loved.

Remember, no matter how long you travel and how far you go, there you are.

The key to flexibility.......is indecision.

Real truckers never die..........they just get a new Peterbuilt?

Why is brazierre singular and panties plural?

If you come to a fork in the road.......take it.

Don't try walking with the angels while chatting with the devil.

We are not human beings trying to be spiritual, we are spiritual beings trying to be human.

You are not a true adult until you have forgiven your parents for raising you.

Until you find something worth dying for, you're not really living.

Don't forget in the dark, what you learned in the light.

Where there is a will, there is a way, and where there is a will and a way, there is always a finger.

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize your cat.

There are only two things wrong with the gene pool....no lifeguard and not enough chlorine.

You can't trust dogs to watch your cat's food.

Don't let your mom brush your hair when she's mad at your dad.

Never ask a 3 yr. old to hold a tomato.

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. (D.H. Lawrence)

Always remember that a pat on the back is mere inches from a kick in the rear.

Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.

Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupy.

In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.

It's better to spend time in the doghouse than get trained to a leash.

A true friend is one who walks in when everyone else is walking out.

A friend will help you hide. A true friend will help you hide bodies.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that noone appreciates how difficult it was.

You can't fall off the floor.

Guilt.......The gift that keeps on giving.

Love is touching souls.

Women's quote of the day: "Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them until they mature into something with which you would like to have dinner with."

Men's counter-quote of the day: "Women are like a fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

I used to live in my own little world, until I forgot the keys and locked myself out.

 

Last updated 1/23/00